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at the restaurant. Bath service. Server puts the menus on the table. Here we go. Thanks. So, what are you going to have? Cheese omelet looks good. Hmm, yeah it does. But I think I'm going to have the soup and sandwich special. Can I take your order? Could I have the cheese omelet and the salad? And do you have any Thousand Island dressing? No, I'm sorry we don't. Would you like French dressing instead? Yes, thank you. Do you have any chicken noodle soup? Yes, we do. Oh great, okay. Well, I will have the chicken noodle soup and an egg salad sandwich please. Anything to drink? I'll have a coffee. I'll have some too. Oh excuse me, yes? Could we have some water as well please? Water? No problem. So, how long do we have for lunch? We have to be back in about half an hour. Well, I hope the service is fast. The place isn't very full. Right. Later. Service sure is slow. Here she comes. Here we go, one soup. Thanks. Oh excuse me, could I get some crackers for my soup please? Sure, right away. How's the soup? It needs some salt. Oh here, take the salt shaker and look. There isn't any. Oh actually, and here is your omelet and the sandwich. Is everything okay? Could we get some salt please? Sure. And also some crackers? No problem, I don't believe this. What's the problem? Salt and crackers. Excuse me, could I get a fork? Oh, we still didn't get our water. I'll get it right away. Oh, and I need a napkin please. Sure thing. I don't think we're going to make this in half an hour. Well, we're not going to if I have to wait for a fork. Well, use mine, I don't need it. Thanks, this restaurant is terrible. Well, your omelet looks good. There isn't any cheese in my cheese omelet. No way, there's got to be some. There isn't any, look. Okay, alright, complain to the waitress. Miss? Miss? Is everything alright? Well, no. We still don't have our water. I had to borrow my friend's fork, and this cheese omelet doesn't have any cheese in it at all. Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll return to the kitchen. Never mind, my lunch hour is over. Could you just bring the bell please? Right away, right away, right. Next time, I choose the restaurant, okay?